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A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Q: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer?
A: She has an extreme craving for baloney.
Q: What is the legal definition of “Appeal”?
A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store.
Q: Why did God...
Clean Funny Jokes, Cool Humor, Endless Fun From EntRainbow.com
Huge archive of free jokes. You can find here cute jokes about marriage, love, hubby and wife, school and college, political, office humor and many more ! About the Author
Huge archive of free jokes. You can find here cute jokes about...
Curbing the Public Nuisance (Part 2)
Yes, that pillar of society that has been with us since that slithery dude threw humanity for a curve in the Garden of Eden – that cornerstone of society has been automated.
I am speaking, of course, of the public nuisance ( I wrote about him...
How to write funny ideas
People are always curious as where do humorists get their wacky
ideas all the time. Once awhile you may hit upon a funny line or
silly joke, but to churn out an endless stream of funny ideas is
no joke(no pun intended).
So, where and how do...
What's So Real About Reality TV?
What's So Real About Reality TV? But some are "personal growth" shows By David Leonhardt Those people who defend the intrusive presence of a television in private homes always seem to cite "educational value" as its redeeming grace. They mention...
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The $600,000 Quarter - A True Story
The $600,000 Quarter - A True Story
By Rocky Ramsey
My father has what can only be described as fantastically good
luck or horribly bad luck. You'll have to be the judge with this
one. This is a true story.
Several months ago my parents went to a Biloxi casino and were
waiting in line for breakfast. The casino, being thoughtful for
its guests, not to mention making a few extra bucks for the
casino, had a line of slot machines that could be played while
people waited in line to get into the restaurant.
Dad decided to play a progressive slot machine while he waited.
He dropped a few quarters in, but wasn't winning very much. Then
he dropped in two quarters and pulled the handle.
Maybe it was
his lucky day. The first wheel came up Jackpot. The next wheel
came up Jackpot. The last wheel came up Jackpot. He got all three
Jackpots! $600,000!!!!! That's what he would've won if he'd put
three quarters in the slot machine. Because he only put two
quarters in the slot machine, he didn't win anything. Nothing.
Nada. Not only that, he lost the two quarters in the slot
machine. I guess that's why they call it a one-armed bandit.
About the Author
Rocky Ramsey publishes Movies, Money and More, A humorous site
featuring movie reviews, entertainment news, save/make money and
more. You don't know what you're missing if you don't take a
look. http://www.MoviesMoneyandMore.com
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